in the Uber …. thinking about how the Subway lady brushed hands with me as she passed me my tuna sub …… feel like a whore ……..
(clears my throat and stands at a podium) cock
DONT ask me if I have a job.. my job is LIFE…i get paid in LAUGTER, somethinf most people dont EXPERIENCE….Fool..also i work part time in a convenience store
Anonymous asked:
maybe if bernie just showed a little more skin
death2america answered:
delete
I cant stop thinkjing about this it KILLS me
Jessie with a Dreepy is my new favorite thing. Please give her one. They’d be a great team.
dreepy is a-ok don’t you worry
short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead